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I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
 I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
When you think there is nothing left in your life, just keep working hard until you die :-)
Smile in front of people who hate you. Your happiness kills them...
I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
 Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
I don't care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they didn't make it to my future!
I dint change, I just grew up. You should try it once ;)
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition
It’s the good girls who keep diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
Short Love Status for Whatsapp in English
Love is not just a verb, it’s you looking in the mirror.
Happily in love, haters please forgive me.
I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you.
Hair blowing in the wind, losing track of time, just you and I.
You are now the reason that I fight I ain’t never did nothing this right in my whole life.
Love is just a word but you bring it definition.
You’re the only one I notice. It’s really hard for me to focus on.
Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can’t wait to go to sleep.
If I fell in love with you before I ever even knew I catch your eye then look away as if it never happened.
Short Status for Whatsapp in English About Life
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
My life is too crazy, no actor could play me.
That awkward moment between birth and death is life.
I’m gonna live like tomorrow doesn’t exist.
Let us die young or let us live forever.
Life without dreaming is a life without meaning.
Life always offers you a second chance. it’s called tomorrow.
Come experience life as we know it.
Living well eliminates the need for revenge.
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Life can bring much pain. There are many ways to deal with this pain. Choose wisely.
The purpose of life is a life with a purpose. So I’d rather die for a cause than live a life that is worthless.
Cherish these nights, cherish these people. Life is a movie, but there’ll never be a sequel.
Living life is a choice. Making a difference in someone else’s isn’t.
Short Status for WhatsApp about love in English
You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
If a hug tells how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
I loved you in secret. First sight, yeah, we love without reason.
Don’t wanna die, ’cause now you’re here and I just wanna be right by your side. And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.
I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.
When we’re together, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.
I wanna be your end game. I wanna be your first string. I wanna be your A-Team.
There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You.
Small Status for WhatsApp in English
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing the pen drive safely.
Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
If I had the world in my hands, I’d give it all to you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I just want to die young as late as possible.
If you’re talking about me behind my back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss my ass!
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce the stress of being 20 min late for everything.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
Love your haters – they’re your biggest fans.
Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Even Romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
Girls who say “a lot of guys are after me” should remember that cheap prices attract many costumers.
There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
Best Short Status for WhatsApp in English
You only live once, so do everything twice.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Defeat your enemies with your success.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.
You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can’t make a rainbow, without a little rain.
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…
One day I really want to say- I MADE IT.
After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into a master of philosophy.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
The sun is somewhere shining even when it rains.
I just saved lots of money by Lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
Funny Short Status for Whatsapp in English
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eyesight?
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
 Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don't Speak English.
Don’T Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think If Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey.
I Wish Falling In Love Has Traffic Light Too, So That I Would Know If I Should Go For It, Slow Down, Or Just Stop.
I Changes My Password To “Incorrect” So Whenever I Forget What It Is, The Computer Will Say ” Your Password Is Incorrect “.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.
People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.
Its Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks Shes Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.
 People Have Become Really Naughty On Whatsapp. Even Married Women Have Put Their Status As ” Available “.
When Guys Get Jealous, Its Actually Kind A Cute. When Girls Get Jealous World War Iii Is A About To Start.
I Hate It When People Are At Your House & Ask ” Do You Have A Bathroom ?” No, We Pee In The Yard.
Chocolates Comes From Cocoa, Which Is Tree. That Makes It A Plant….So Chocolate Is A Salad.