Short Status for Whatsapp
Either you play the game or watch the game play you.
Never mistake my kindness for weakness.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
Next time you see a brother down Stop and pick him up, Cause you might be the next one stuck.
I’m sorry if I offended you with my common sense.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
Fight for your rights, stand up and be heard.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
You’re just as good as any man, believe that, word.
Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
Every saint got a past, every sinner got a future.
Every loser gotta win, and every winner gotta lose someday.
You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.